As he was getting ready, the wife woke up and opened her eyes.
So the husband asked her,
“Honey, would you like to join me for Yoga?”
WIFE: Do you mean to say I am fat?
HUSBAND: No no. If you don’t want to get up, it’s OK.
WIFE: So now you think I am lazy, hen?
HUSBAND: No. You are misunderstanding me. I didn’t mean…
WIFE: Aha! So I don’t understand you, right?
HUSBAND: Now look I didn’t say that.
WIFE: So am I lying?!
HUSBAND: All right! It’s best I also don’t go for Yoga
WIFE: See! You never wanted to go. Just wanted to blame me.
The husband quietly goes to sleep.